hiker in heels?

Friends - you know I don't actually hike in heels, right?  It's just a way of expressing how I am just as comfortable in heels and a ballgown at a black tie gala as I am in hiking boots and a 40lb pack hiking Mount Katahdin and the struggle between both lives.

Well, no one told Teva.  They made Teva heels.

 (surely it's a joke?)

Ridiculous.  Save those Tevas for the footwear you put on at the campsite after a long day of hiking.  And I don't mean the high heeled kind.